Talking to animals certainly gives you an alternative view of life. Animals don’t plan, don’t hold grudges, don’t have emotions — they do like you, if you are considerate, but they don’t dislike you if you are not, they just try their best to avoid you.

Be warned — animals copy the language they hear around them, and that means sometimes you might be a bit embarrassed by what they say — but only if you swear in front of your cat. Dogs and horses don’t tell it the way you say it — cats almost always do.